Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The Madness is Coming

With College Basketball heating up it appears my window has closed as far as a non-sports related post. Be thankful because my options were an in-depth analysis of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, or a review of the John Mayer concert I attended at MSG. I'll save the banter on KUWTK for another time, but I will say that John Mayer was fun: girls from 12 yrs old to women in their 40's all sweat this guy. I dare say he's a cross between BB King and Justin Timberlake. Most significantly, he was 100 times more entertaining than the St. John's game I saw, in the same exact venue, 12 hours later!

Here are a few clips to get you ready for March Madness:

First, the now famous motivational montage to a guts and glory of the NCAA Basketball Tournament, One Shining Moment:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ0uaNMkwk


Second, if you've never seen this final :30 seconds of mayhem, Dickie V, Tiger Woods, and a buzzer beater...you've been missing out!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP-NlPIVBsw


I happen to love Vitale. When the man one day passes on he will be in the same category as Howard Cosell, but cable TV and ESPN have made him an even bigger personality.

PTP-er: Prime Time Player

Three "s" man: super, scintillating and sensational

All-Windex Team: Because he cleans the glass

Diaper Dandy: an impact freshmen


This stuff is played-out and Vitale annoys everyone, but it is genius.


A Boy, A Ball, and a Dream!


Friday, January 29, 2010

The Buddies Trip

The epic buddies trip is one of many rights of passage for guys making their way from the glory years toward their twilight. And, let's be honest, that's all of us. I'm yet to go to Vegas with a bunch of guys, I don't really gamble, and I'm not really into fantasy sports either. What does that leave? Golf, Surfing, and Skiing. Sure, you could to Port St. Lucie, Florida for Spring Training baseball and do some fishing and play some casual golf, but that's not my ideal trip either.

I'm about to embark on a 6th annual Mountain West guys only ski trip and I am busting with excitement. Is Chris gonna lose another bet and drop his pants in the bar? Is Terry going to lose another ski? Is Dave bringing the pink speedo? Is Todd going to show up? Is Brandon going to duck another rope and get his lift ticket revoked? Did Brian remember the flask? PJ forget socks again? Did Jimmy really fall off the lift last year? Are they really going to make me tell the 10th Grade Schoolbus story again? Can we possibly drink the same large quantities of beer year after year? I'm sorry, but rec league basketball just does not offer these same good times.

Anyone who knows me knows that I love basketball, football, baseball, and backyard bbq as much as the next guy, but if that's your "bro-down" threshold, then you have got to branch out!

Golf trips offer more trash-talk than an NBA compilation of all-time-great trash-talkers. In fact, golf trips offer trash talk that never ends. I still e-mail my pal, Tim, and ask him if he remembers when it took him 4 shots to get out of the bunker on #14 at Bethpage Black. And, he takes great pleasure in reminding me that he still broke 90 to my 100+.

Video also enhances these trips. I'm so jealous of the footage of my buddy's girlfriend's stand-up barrel in Costa Rica, I'm tempted to break the bank and fly to CR straight from Denver to complete the double Ski-Surf extravaganza.

So, when the Super Bowl comes and goes, instead of bemoaning the pro sports dry-spell month of February, get up and go!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

In Defense of Soccer

I promised to bring you my thoughts on soccer, surfing, and more. I'm beginning to see the beauty in tennis, but I'll save that post should my interest continue to grow. Soccer, on the other hand, I've played competitively since Kindergarten. I kid you not, my first team's name was The Wookies. If you don't know that Chewbacca is a Wookie, or if you don't know who Chewbacca is, please stop reading.

I played through high school and college, but, interestingly, only dabbled in the popular club soccer world which has taken over youth soccer. So, as a soccer fan, I consider myself a rare breed as an American who played the game at the college level, who understands the nuance of the great game, but who certainly, like most Americans, still prefers to watch college basketball, the NFL, The Golf Channel, or heck even a PTI re-run. Except for US Men's National team games. With the World Cup exactly one year away, and with team USA's amazing run in the Gold Cup, and, now, with Oguchi Onyewu's signing with AC Milan. There is more reason than ever before to be excited about USA soccer.

I know what you're thinking and here's why you're wrong. Sure, when I was a five or six year old playing for the Wookies it is true that my friends and I would literally play with our private parts while assigned to "defense" (and while the ball was at the other end of the field). And, I'm sure many of you would still resort to such amusement if forced to watch a soccer game today. But, have you ever played? Have you ever run on a perfect pitch of grass? Have you ever slid in the mud while wearing a uniform and, here's the kicker, not asked an umpire for time but instead simply got to your feet and kept playing...for 90 minutes?

Sure, scoring a goal is an elating feeling. You see this when a hockey player scores and then slides on one knee toward the corner while cranking his fist backward in a piston like fashion. Tell me that's not awesome! Soccer is similar, but the goals are even harder to come by. Hence the celebrations that make a Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson touchdown celebration look mild in comparison. But scoring goals is not what soccer is about. It's about attacking as a team of eleven and defending as a team of eleven. It's about endurance with bursts of speed, and it's about the impossible nature of one man beating eleven men (which is what makes this Diego Madadona World Cup goal one of the greatest feats of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWNnK99mcrw ). Americans love basketball and the ball goes through the hoop an awful lot during the course of a game, but is that why we love it? Of course not. We love the athleticism. We love the mismatches of size vs speed, inside vs outside, fastbreak vs half-court. For the same reason we don't love basketball simply because "the ball goes in and points are scored," we should not hate on soccer because "the ball doesn't go in, and points are not scored."

The signing of American defender Oguchi Onyewu by Italian power AC Milan has rekindled my interest in American soccer, its stars, and also international club soccer. As a soccer player, I hated the English style of verticle passing. I much prefered the tactical finesse of the Italian style and for this I am very interested in seeing how well an American perfoms in the Italian Serie A.

Let's hope we can blog our way straight through World Cup 2010 in South Africa. Here's to running on grass without stoppage...if you're unwilling to expose your kids to this joy, you should reconsider.

Monday, April 20, 2009

My Top 10 Courses Played

I play to an 11.3 Hdcp Index but I've never broken 80. I am also a public links golfer, but, as you will see, I have been lucky enough to have been invited to some swanky places. I'd like to think that I'm representative of the masses in that I am limited to public courses (and too broke to play Pebble, Whistling Straights, Bandon Dunes, Pinehurst, etc), but I've always got my ear to the ground for chances to play the great layouts. Here are the finest tracks I've enjoyed:
  1. Shinnecock Hills- This place is #3 on the Golf Digest Top 100 for a reason. The scorecard has a quote from Ben Crenshaw who said that Shinnecock is the U.S. Open, The Masters, and The British Open all rolled into one. Need I say more? I'll only add that my caddie was amazing. Thanks to him I only had one or two three putts. I shot 88 from 6200 yds which in the Shinnecock wind is no short-course!
  2. Bethpage Black- This place is harder than Shinnecock and the USGA's money has made the grass the nicest I've ever seen...anywhere.
  3. Sleepy Hollow CC- What a treat it was to be invited to this C.B. McDonald masterpiece. The design of this course is world class as are the facilities.
  4. Huntsville Golf Club, Shavertown, PA- I'm lucky to know a member at this Rees Jones original. Layed-out over 300 acres without a home in site, this place is golf at its finest.
  5. Tobacco Road- what an awesome place! Hard to define, this Mike Strantz design is a break from any other golf course design mold. Make the journey to Tobacco Road.
  6. Taconic Golf Club, Williams College, Williamstown, MA - If you live in the Northeast you have got to play this old-school course set in the Berkshire Mountains of Western Massachusetts.
  7. Seven Oaks, Colgate University, Hamilton, NY - This RTJ layout is big and bold with beautiful greens. The Central New York breeze and the Colgate campus make this experience one of a kind.
  8. Atlantic City Country Club - This is my favorite golf "discovery." Designed by Willie Flynn of Shinnecock fame, ACCC is steeped in tradition, traditions much older than the AC skyline which is well within view but which does not stop the ocean breeze! Make this trip.
  9. Montauk Downs- My proud "home course." Home to many, in fact. Other than Bethpage, you won't find a finer State Park golf course in the whole country. Rees Jones is currently making it more visually appealing and harder...which is nice.
  10. Soldier Hollow-Gold Course, Heber City, Utah - Home to my career-best 81...on my wedding day!
Honorable Mention: Shennecosset (Groton, CT), Thendara (Old Forge, NY), Bretwood (Keene, NH), Okemo Mountain Golf Course (Vermont)

Friday, April 17, 2009

Stadiums

It pissed me off to no-end yesterday watching the Yankee game and not noticing any wildly dramatic differences between the new stadium and the old. The view from the center field camera? I could not have guessed it was a new field. Double down the right field line? The way the RF fielded the ball in the corner, I would have guessed it was the old stadium. The ball hugged the wall in the exact same fashion. The black seats in CF, the facade, the dimensions, it goes on and on...

Meanwhile, CitiField is a circus...a pathetic hybrid of Ebbets Field, Camden Yards, The Jake, Houston's Enron/Minute Maid, Coors, The Ballpark at Arlington, the new Comiskey(or the old Comiskey with the chain link field level fence in the outfield). But the real killer for me is the god damn Slurve of a warning track in Right-Center Field. I hate the brick behind home plate, I hate the Pepsi sign, and I hate the Black fence in left center and its strange height.

I'll have more once I've been to each park, but for now the Yankee legacy lives on and the Mets continue to struggle to find an identity. Seaver and Piazza throwing and catching the opening pitch was comforting, but what else do we have? We don't even have our team colors, Blue and Orange.

Unlike the Tar Heels, I'm not quitting the Mets. But I am desperate for a reason to be excited or a reminder of why I'm a lifelong Met fan. A new house isn't enough. A John Maine no-hitter would be nice (actually I'd prefer Pelphrey but he's hurt), Beltran hitting .370 would be nice, Jose Reyes walking 80 times and stealing 80 bases would be nice, K-Rod saving 60 games would be nice, Delgado hitting the Pepsi sign...give me a reason to Believe!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

April Sports Television

I'm struggling now that the Final Four and The Masters have come and gone and with Spring waiting to arrive here in the Northeast. Others bemoan the weeks following the Super Bowl as the dullest stretch in American Sports, but I contend that this period is far worse.

Obviously, baseball is upon us and I did peek at last night's Mets home opener at the new CitiField. The talk radio is already slamming David Wright and Jose Reyes for not hustling to first-base. Has anyone else ever felt their hamstring about to pop because they were playing baseball in April in 50-degrees and went from standing still for 2+ hours to a full-on sprint? Of course guys aren't going to hustle to first every time! And get off your high horses for slamming those who do not. I don't care if they get paid millions...it's your problem for worshiping these baseball drones If you want nine David Ecksteins, then you can have them. Alas, there's no GM that does. Again, this Blog is not meant to bash baseball but it's just too early for me to worry about the Mets bullpen, etc.

So what is there to watch?
  • Have you ever had a friend who randomly decided he was going to choose a NASCAR driver or an English Premier League soccer team and suddenly become a fanatic of that driver or club? I do not recommend either, but I do recommend the NHL Playoffs. I'm excited to watch the Rangers and High Definitition TV makes it all the more fun. Heck, I might even try to go to a game at MSG. Stay tuned for more on the NHL...
  • The NBA playoffs can be entertaining, but it appears that we're destined for a Lebron vs Kobe Finals. The NBA sure could use the Knicks and the Bulls in the Eastern Conference race, but that appears to be a few years away. Thankfully, the Celtics will challenge the Cavs, but will the Lakers hit any roadblocks? It seems doubtful. Nevetheless, I love TNT's 40 Games in 40 Nights. Plus, you get to hear tons of hysterical commentary from Charles Barkely.
  • The Haney Project: The Golf Channel hit a homerun with this series which features Charles Barkley and Hank Haney, Tiger Woods' swing coach. Catch the re-runs to see Sir Charles hacking up the course and improving his golf swing little by little. Not to be missed!

I cannot recap The Masters and do it justice. I'm just sad that it is over and I look forward to one day walking the grounds of Augusta National. I will say that Phil Mickelson has really grown on me. Phil's skill, competitive spirit, gracious demeanor with the media, and his newfound confidence that he's going to win more majors...way to go Phil. Can't wait to have you back to Bethpage!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Quitting the Tar Heels

My own Carolina obsession began in fourth-grade when my teacher, Mr. Brown, ran a March Madness bracket with each student choosing two or three teams out of a hat. I drew JR Reid and the North Carolina Tar Heels. I think it was the 1988 tourney won by Danny Manning and the Kansas Jayhawks. It was not long before an entire wall in my bedroom was painted Carolina Blue, I began dreaming of playing for Dean Smith, and never did I have enough UNC gear. I read all the Carolina books. My favorite part of Michael Jordan's "Come Fly With Me" video were the clips from his Tar Heel days. Beating the Michigan Fab Five was cool, but not as cool as watching Stackhouse, Rasheed, Vince, and Antawn.

In college, I met a guy more nuts about the Tar Heels than I. We swapped stories, drafted our all-time Carolina teams, and we even drove to the Dean Dome together. Before I go on, here are my all-time favorite Heels.
My favorites (1988-present):
PG Ed Cota
SG Dante Calabria and Wayne Ellington
SF Jerry Stackhouse and Vince Carter
PF Rasheed Wallace
C Tyler Hansbrough

Things started to go south for me with Joe Forte and the 2000 Final Four team. The 2005 Champs (Felton, May, McCants) were not loveable. I'm thankful to Roy Williams for compiling and leading this 2009 Championship team, but I think they may be my last.

I'm tired of picking UNC to win it every year. I'm tired of picking them with thousands of others. I'm tired of their merchandise on every street corner. Though I was never a bandwagon fan, I hate being associated.

Congrats to the 2009 UNC Tar Heels; an All-Time great champion. I quit you.